Reality Whores

I really love the non-reality of pretty much all reality shows. I think the "stars" all live together in a big house and every evening they have a meeting and pitch ideas.

Some kind of slimy producer, "Ok who wants to be on L.A. Ink?"

Aubrey from Rock of Love raises her hand, "I do, I do! But can I wear really thick makeup and 3 pairs of false eyelashes at once?"

"Of course you can! Oh and wear very little clothing, act as stupid as possible and piss everyone off."

It's like they all get recycled and hop from one show to another. What's the point? Is anyone really believing any of this is reality any more? Anyone? Bueller?