Cell phones, candy wrappers, screen talkers... OH MY!

I LOVE movies. I adore going to the theater. One of my very favorite things of all time is going to the movies..by myself. I would really prefer it if no one else was in the theater at all. So this weekend I went to the movies because... well, it had been long enough that I had forgotten my last annoying experience.

Our cast of characters is as follows:
We have the gal behind me who kept kicking my seat despite numerous dirty looks from yours truly. The guy in my row who thought it would be a great idea to I don't know, eat his dinner for an hour and a half? The gal 2 seats in front of me who really needed to check her text messages 15 times during the flick. And, my personal favorite, the assbag who talked to the bloody screen because you know, the people in the movie will talk back to you if you only talk loud enough.

Remind me to go to Blockbuster next time I think about hitting the theater. Sigh.