Put a Vanity Plate on your Asshole

I hate vanity plates. They're stupid. You're stupid for having them. You're especially stupid if you have a vanity plate that spells out what your car is. Let's say you have a Dodge Neon and your dumb vanity plate says, "NEON." That's awesome. So awesome I hate it.

Do you know the one I saw today? Hold onto your panties girls...it said, "A LONG 1." I'm assuming this MENSA was talking about his dang dang. HIS PENIS! That gets me so hot. A LONG 1. GENIUS!!!!!!! You're an asshole. I hate you.