Nothing says a Good Christian Time like a throwdown at a waterpark because there are too many people for your stupid Christian Rock concert. I feel like there is something just wrong about Christian Rock in general. It gives me the willies. The only thing worse is the "modern worship" service at a mega church like Willow Creek. You know, with the jazz quitars... and the swaying and the clapping... but that is my own hang up I guess.
Anywho.... The Big Splash Waterpark (not affiliated with the Breeders kick ass album) held a "Waves of Worship" concert (SNORT!) this weekend and had larger than expected crowds. I would find this UNexpected as I couldn't imagine any type of crowd showing up for such an event. Well, the 3500 fans were too much for the ONE security guard and a melee ensued. As my better half snarked, "This brings a whole new meaning to bible belting".
Best quote from Police Officer... "Obviously, when you have 3,500 kids in a confined area, you're going to have some problems," he said.
Perhaps the only thing worse is 3500 kids wearing purity bands. Oh the pent up sexual tension...
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