About the Snarkers

Bitchy McSnark has been bitching about things all her life. See childhood redheaded pic. You knew she had it in for you. Her seventh grade teacher told her parents, “She looks at me like she thinks I’m stupid!” She later told her parents, “In my defense, he IS!!!!” She still hasn’t learned how to control her facial features, this is why she’ll never succeed in corporate America.


Glammy McSnark has been irritated with... well everything for a long time. The childhood pic of the brunette says it all. She was 3 and laughing at the ridiculousness of well.... you. In college her professor held her after class one day to tell her, "Um can you not look at me in class?" Glammy, "Excuse me?" Prof, "Yeh, um you intimidate me and I can't really concentrate." Dead stare. Prof, "Ok I'm leaving now."

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