Heidi Montag (Pratt) Nudie Pics

Today's snark is thanks to Speidi. When will these 2 go away? Now Heidi has posed for Playboy and we have to hear her and her husband with creepy skin-colored facial hair talk about the pics. GAHHH!

"I haven't told my dad yet. I might not tell him," she told "Extra." "I'm very religious. I'm a big Christian girl. I kinda wanted to keep those values a little bit." Huh? Is that like being a technical virgin? If you have sex in the woods and you don't have an orgasm then....ok nevermind.

"I think God created the body. I think we're born naked. We die naked. I don't think it's something to be ashamed of. I think the body is a beautiful piece of artwork that God created. I have nothing to be ashamed of." She adds, The body is a beautiful creation. If anything, the reason I didn't show everything is because I plan to get a few more upgrades." Ok let me get this straight - the body is beautiful but only if it's cut up, stuffed and shellacked? You're a real woman Heidi!

My favorite quote comes from her Mensa husband though. When describing the photos he said ever so eloquently, "Beautiful art, not like Picasso art, real beautiful art, you know what I’m saying?" Um, I really don't.